11-05-2026, 07:16 PM
Remember when a bunch of grown adults decided that a virus killing hundreds of thousands of people was less scary than a free shot at the pharmacy?
These people treated Facebook memes like peer-reviewed journals. One guy with a Ring light and a username like “TruthSeeker1776” said the vaccine had microchips, so that settled it. Peer review is for sheep.
They would scream “my body my choice” while simultaneously refusing to wear a mask in a grocery store because “muh freedom.” Then cry when the hospital ran out of beds and their unvaccinated uncle got put on a ventilator.
The same people who wouldn’t trust Pfizer somehow trusted some random chiropractor on YouTube who was selling $89 “immune boost” tinctures made of oregano oil and pure delusion.
Every time a new variant showed up they acted like it was proof the vaccine failed, instead of proof that the unvaccinated were still busy running a free mutation factory with their own lungs.
They called everyone who got the shot a “sheep” while they themselves were busy licking doorknobs and posting horse paste selfies like it was a personality.
The peak of the genre was the guy who filmed his own deathbed speech about how the vaccine was the real danger… from the ICU… while dying of the exact disease the vaccine was designed to stop. Absolute cinema.
Covid didn’t just kill people. It revealed that a solid chunk of the population would rather die on principle than admit they got their medical advice from a Telegram group run by a guy named based_truth_warrior.
These people treated Facebook memes like peer-reviewed journals. One guy with a Ring light and a username like “TruthSeeker1776” said the vaccine had microchips, so that settled it. Peer review is for sheep.
They would scream “my body my choice” while simultaneously refusing to wear a mask in a grocery store because “muh freedom.” Then cry when the hospital ran out of beds and their unvaccinated uncle got put on a ventilator.
The same people who wouldn’t trust Pfizer somehow trusted some random chiropractor on YouTube who was selling $89 “immune boost” tinctures made of oregano oil and pure delusion.
Every time a new variant showed up they acted like it was proof the vaccine failed, instead of proof that the unvaccinated were still busy running a free mutation factory with their own lungs.
They called everyone who got the shot a “sheep” while they themselves were busy licking doorknobs and posting horse paste selfies like it was a personality.
The peak of the genre was the guy who filmed his own deathbed speech about how the vaccine was the real danger… from the ICU… while dying of the exact disease the vaccine was designed to stop. Absolute cinema.
Covid didn’t just kill people. It revealed that a solid chunk of the population would rather die on principle than admit they got their medical advice from a Telegram group run by a guy named based_truth_warrior.
