WELCOME TO THE UNNECESSARY INTERNET MONUMENT
THE MAN. THE MYTH.
THE 3,000-WORD REPLY.
Some men build legacies. Some men build civilizations. Brogdel could derail an entire message board with a paragraph that barely qualified as English.
From the smoking ruins of old-school Kuro5hin threads to the glamorous world of unclogging a hotel sink: he has worn many hats, and at least one of them appears in this logo. He knows organic chemistry, plays a suspicious amount of GTA, keeps a hotel running, and is living proof that the internet never really recovered from 2008.
▤ THE BROGDEL DICTIONARY
ARCHIVED LORE / JANUARY 2008“The number one Troll of Kur5hin. Even one of his incoherent rambling posts seems to inspire hate-filled rants from all of the 15 other trolls on the site.”
“Did you read that shit Brogdel posted on K5? Goddamn I hate that motherfucker. I'm gonna write a 3000 word diary post to tell him about it.”
“To get so inebriated on drugs and alcohol that one sleepwalks and urinates on various things/people around the bedroom and/or house. Inspired by one of the most annoying trolls on Kuro5hin.org.”
“Goddamn I was drunk last night. I got up and brogdelled in the closet.”
↳ Historic, user-submitted Urban Dictionary-style lore provided by friends. These are jokes, not verified incident reports. Please do not contact the hotel.
▦ THE BROGDEL MESSAGE BOARD
REAL MYBB FORUM / COMING SOONMicrosoft(R) Windows 98
C:\> dial brogdel.net
ATDT 1-800-GET-MAD
CONNECTING...
NO CARRIER █
MYBB INSTALL: PENDING
FAKE THREADS: 0
REAL ARGUMENTS: COMING SOON
THE NEXT DISASTER IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION
THE INTERNET'S ABOUT TO GET WORSE.
We're bringing back the sacred art of arguing with complete strangers in tiny Verdana text. A real MyBB discussion board is coming here—actual people, actual threads, and absolutely no fake activity pretending to be a community.
▣ MESSAGE BOARD: NOT ONLINE YETThe door stays locked until MyBB is installed. We have standards. Alarmingly low ones, but standards.
⚠ THE INCIDENT REPORT GENERATOR
DEPARTMENT OF BROGDEL AFFAIRSDESCRIPTION OF DISTURBANCE:
Subject entered an innocent online discussion. Fifteen grown adults immediately began writing graduate-level dissertations about why he should be banned.
OFFICIAL RESPONSE:
No action possible. The subject appears to be enjoying this.
All reports are satire. No real closets were inspected in the making of this website.