■ CONNECTED AT 56K // BROGDELNET BBSBEST VIEWED WITH LOW EXPECTATIONS ♥
THE OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD
● BROGDEL IS PROBABLY ONLINEEST. IN THE DARK AGES OF THE INTERNET /// STILL A PUBLIC NUISANCE
★ BROGDELNET BBS — WHERE THE INTERNET COMES TO LOWER ITS STANDARDS ★
// ONE TROLL. FIFTEEN MELTDOWNS. ZERO LESSONS LEARNED.
// KEEP IT THICK AND SALTY
// K5 VETERANS: YOUR OLD GRUDGES ARE STILL VALID
// BREAKING: LOCAL MAN POSTS "LOL" — SIX ADULTS SEEK COUNSELING
// YOUR OPINION HAS BEEN RECEIVED AND IMMEDIATELY DISREGARDED
// BROGDEL FIXED THE AIR CONDITIONER. YOUR PERSONALITY REMAINS BROKEN.
// MODERATORS REPORT DANGEROUS LEVELS OF BUTTHURT
// THIS WEBSITE IS BEST VIEWED WITH A COMPLETE LACK OF DIGNITY
// WARNING: ARGUMENTS MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF INTELLIGENCE
// BROGDEL HAS LEFT THE THREAD. YOU ARE STILL ARGUING.
// THE INTERNET WAS A MISTAKE. WE'RE HERE TO MAKE IT WORSE.
// YOUR 3,000-WORD REBUTTAL HAS BEEN MARKED AS SPAM
// CONFUCIUS SAY YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT
// YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO AN INTELLIGENT RESPONSE
// THE SERVER IS RUNNING ON CAFFEINE, SPITE, AND QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS
// BROGDEL'S LAST POST CAUSED THREE DIVORCES AND A SERVER REBOOT
// PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE TROLL. HE BROUGHT HIS OWN SNACKS.
// THERE ARE NO REFUNDS ON HURT FEELINGS
// POST AT YOUR OWN FUCKING RISK
★ END OF TRANSMISSION. BEGINNING OF YOUR PROBLEMS. ★
